Mission Statement

My fellow Americans,

It is my firm belief that the current economic crisis in America can be attributed to the low-quality, high-price, corporate lobbyist pizza crooks who prevent millions of Americans from eating high quality, affordable, healthy pizzas every day. Frozen pizzas in supermarkets, and chain pizza restaurants are ruining America. Enough is enough.

Control your own pizza destiny.

It is our duty as loyal, honorable American citizens to take power away from the corporate pizza crooks and put it in the hands of everyday Americans who are more than capable of making their own delicious pizzas.

Stand with me to restore the pizza democracy in America our forefathers wrote about a long time ago.

This blog is intended to restore our faith in democracy through the teachings of homemade pizza and all things politically and culturally related to pizza.

Yours truly,
Pete-za Pete-za

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